The Boston Phoenix PhLogThe last of the mo' hegans: 20 really useless ways to classify vegans:http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/phlog/archi ... egans.aspx1. tweegans: cloyingly adorable vegans
2. bourgeoisiegans: middle-class vegans
3. briegans: effete cheeze-eating vegans
4. absenteegans: vegans who aren't actually vegans
5. peegans: overhydrated vegans
6. Smeegans: sycophantic pirate-sidekick vegans
7. Gordon Freegans: dumpster-divers with crowbars
8. KGBgans: secretive and ruthless vegans
9. Gleegans: theater-nerd vegans
10. chablisgans: wine-snob vegans
11. Hi-Cgans: vegans who subsist solely on Ecto Cooler
12. Flowbeegans: vegans who cut their own hair
13. fleagans: vermin-infested vegans
14. amputeegans: vegans who can park their vegetable-oil cars in handicapped spots
15. potpourrigans: sweet-scented vegans
16. Rambo III-gans: ultraviolent vegans
17. My Country 'Tis of Theegans: red-blooded Amurrican vegans
18. associate degreegans: night-school vegans
19. Robert E. Leegans: vegans who believe the South will rise again
20. rule-of-threegans: journalists incapable of writing anything other than &%$*#!! trend pieces
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Hey, they forgot the most important one:
21. McVegans: McDougall Vegans