This morning I was buying a bunch of bananas and a couple of cans of beans. I was waiting in line at cash minding my own business when the guy in front of me say's "Bananas are bad for your waistline."
I was sort of dumbstruck by the comment. I looked down at my waist and said "I seem to be doing alright". Then I said "There are far worse things for your waist than bananas".
He said "oh yeah carbs, like rice, beans, grains..."
I chuckled and told him that that was all I ate and I seem to be doing just fine.
He then said that he can't eat carbs because they make him gain weight, like when he gets a loaf of bread and eats the whole thing.
Before I could stop myself I blurted out "Sir, the problem is not carbs, the problem is that you eat the whole loaf!"
I felt kind of bad after I said that, but then again, he started it.